Should you wake up tomorrow and find the entire world as you knew it gone, you have two choices. You can either continue throughout your life awkwardly oblivious and confused, or you can mark it as the turning point in which you established yourself in history.
Either way, you’ll need a gun.
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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how the hell are they gonna put the pizza planet truck in Brave
Now I HAVE to watch this movie just to see how they do it.
pizza planet carriage DUH
▲10750 | reblog- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
